The Boston Rats

Rats. Everyone hates rats. Well, most people anyway. There's always those weirdos who keep them as pets and whatnot, but in the end the far majority of the world hates rats. They're large, dirty, annoying and basically just rub people the wrong way. Not unlike the Boston Celtics.

When I think of the Boston Celtics the same adjectives come to mind that describes those damn dirty rats. A group of large, chirpy, annoying, dirty players who belong in the gutter rather than on a basketball court. To prove my point even more, Paul Pierce looks exactly like Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, making him leader of this Rat Pack. 

The resemblance is uncanny - his mamma had relations with Splinter's daddy

But lately a new rat has joined Pierce Splinter and infested the community, and that rat is Jason Terry. Jason Terry has lately become the biggest RAT POS in the NBA. During these last few games against the Knicks there's been no one else in the world I'd rather see get caught in a giant mouse trap and die a slow painful death than Jason Terry. This guy thinks he's the man coming off the bench doing his best JR Smith impression, but the fact is he's nothing.

The Knicks must overtake these rats, and I am confident that the infestation will be stopped on Friday. The Knicks, with everything on the line (THEY CAN'T LOSE THIS) will win game 6 of this emotional series 98-89. Mark my words, the extermination is coming.